Vote Miller For School Board

Greetings my friends from the Lacey Patch. I am deciding to run for the Lacey School board today as a write in candidate. I am running because our town and school district have had an out break of immoral behaviour. Kids think it's ok to "be cool" and listen to rock music and do drugs. If elected, I would revamp the current random drug testing policy to test all students, staff and teacher on a weekly basis to ensure that they are being moral and christian. I would also test the girls to make sure they are not pregnant and  outlaw all birth control and sex education. OUR KIDS OUR AT MAJOR RISK OF GOING TO HELL! Lets make this town holy and clean! Write-In Eleanor Miller for Lacey Twp. School board!